Now I'm reading Jaws
I hate mowing the lawn D:
Freestylin' - I'm on a Boat
Me: Look at me.
I'm on a boat.
I'm glad to see
That it can float.
I hope you know
The water's fine.
It's wet, so?
Just take a sip of wine.
Duckmasta: I don't drink wine, only Santana Champagne because, it's sooooo crisp.
Me: Your drink may be crisp
And you think you're hip
But let me tell you now
You know nothing, no how.
I tell you to give you some help.
So I'll stop when we run into kelp.
When you act like you're hot
You're not cool cuz you're not.
You gonna take that? lol j/k
Duckmasta: Yeah! sup boy?! How about this?
O ho! So yah think your tough.
I'd bet you think of yourself as hot stuff.
I hope your ready to pay the joker's fee
Cause I'm coming at yah with a Tiger Knee.
But If you think that's all you got comin' your direction
Then prepare yourself for a dose of Tiger Destruction!
Sagat can freestyle as well homie.
Me: So you think you got stuff to just rhyme?
Son, you ain't earned a dime.
When you say that I'm weak
Think that you're hard to beat
You must be caught up in your head.
Remember what I just said.
Not bad for a pasteh whyte boy, is it?
*Sid chimes in*: Dude you cant rhyme
Cuz what i say is devine
All the time i spit s*** so fine
Dont waste my time
Cuz your rhymes
Cant even compare to my line.
=OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Im just kidding man, your pretty good
Total ownage. XD
That's right. I just rapped.